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Not much to say about Spike....I first met him sometime in highschool. I didn't really like him, but that's not sayin much cause I didn't like anybody in highschool. So from all the way in the back of the food-stamp line, straight outta' MuthaFuckin' Locash.....Here's the Spike interveiw.

Who are you and why am I interviewing you?
I am SpiKe from 13 stitches, i am getting interviewed to take everyones mind off those other homosexual interviews from the other member's.
Tell me about the band(s) your in?
Well 13 stitches is my main band (we got the bitches comming in now,lol), and i am also in "murderslaughter" wich is a death/black/melodic metal, still looking for some more members so it will be a while till we play show's.
If someone had never heard any music before in their lives, how would you describe your band to them?
Hahaha.......never heard music?...well, i would say screaming and loud noises.
What kinda instruments do you use?
94' Gibson flying V, Boss GT-3 pedal board, Fender roc pro 1000 head and 4 12' cabnet. I will be soon getting a b.c. rich beast, and peavy triple xxx head and cab.O YA!
I meant to ask Greener and The Nothing this, but I forgot....What the fuck is up with the nicknames in the band?
Well, its more of our stage name, kinda hard to explain each of the meanings by typing...
I have to ask you this...do you like the cock and if not why do the members of 13 Stitches say that you do?
No, i do not love the cock, they are all just trying to cover for their own asses(literally) if you want proof, look at the intro pic to my personal site,hehehe
Who in 13 Stitches do you think has the most homosexual characteristics?
Kev loves the cock
Lets play a game of favorites
Fav. Video Game- Vice city/Smackdown
Fav. Fast Food Joint- Wendy's
Fav. Movie- Day of the dead/Halloween 2
Fav. Band- Type O negative/Cannibal corpse
Fav. Alcoholic Beverage- Crown Royal!!!!
Fav. Guitar- B.c. rich/Gibson
Fav. Website- www.greenerlovesthecock.com
Fav. Hangout- Kev's mom's room (when kev's not there)
Single, Dating, Married?
About 7/8 months with my lovely Nicole :)
Would you kiss a girl after she gave you a blow job and sucked down a huge load of your liquid kids?
Hahaha, its happend.........
How do you prefer your pussy's and/or cocks? Shaved, Trimmed, Hairy, or a funky pornstar style design?
I would have to say shaved or funky pornstar design.
If you could make up an allstar band consisting of any artists, who would be in it?
O man, good question....Me on lead/rythem guitarz, Kerry King(slayer) on rythem/lead guitars, drummer from dying fetus(i dont know his name), Alex Webster(cannibal corpse) on bass, Dani Filth(cradle of filth) vocals, and George "corpsegrinder" Fisher(cannibal corpse) on vocals.
What's the stupidest album you ever heard/bought?
ummmmm, all that brittney/nsync bullshit.
Complete this sentence, Anal sex is?
not complete without kevin recieving..........haha
Is there anything you regret in your life so far?
Ummmm, not that i can think of right now, besides not being rich,hehe
If you HAD to have sex with any animal, what animal would you pick and why?
Steve Ramey's mom.....lol, just because.
What's the whackiest thing you've ever witnessed with your own eyes?
One would probably be Kevin running fucking bare ass naked in the middle of winter doing a home run........lol
Whats the most disgusting real life story you can think of?
Kevin doing a home run naked.
Do you believe in urban legends? Name some that you believe or think are funny.
Meh, not really, the only one is the girl and cat and food wich im sure every person in the world had heard.
Two part question, what local bands do you think kick ass, and, what club do you think has got its shit together?
Well my Fav. local bands are hey, clown, elevator 22..etc. I think the casbah "had its shit together"
Please rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a slob, and 10 being totally fuckable.
Jenna Jameson- 10+++++++
Donna A.(The Donnas)- -----1
Deven Davis(Jonathan Davis' fiancee)- 8 if its who i think it is.
Marilyn Manson(when he's wearing his boobs!)- 1
Kitty(Mindless Self Indulgence)- 8 if its the one i think it is
Mercedes Lander(Kittie)- 4
Cristina Scabbia(Lacuna Coil)- 6
Why aren't there more females in bands?
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW......lol
What are your opinions on the Hamilton music scene?
Meh..........could be better, need some more metal bands.
What do you think of the whole Iraq and U.S.A. situation?
NUKE THE WHALES!!!!!!!!
If you had to suck and swallow a record executive to be on a label, would you do it?
no........the ugly would.....
What rock star deserves the biggest smack in the mouth and why?
Courtney Love, she pisses me off for all the shit she's done with Nirvana.
Whats the best concert you've been to?
soulfly, slayer, in flames............im a big fan of all of them, it rocked.
Who else do you think is worthy of an interview from me?
You should get some members from Elevator 22, that would be pretty amusing.
Whats the worst tasting thing you've put in your mouth?
One of my ex's......thats all i can say
If you could be an enema for any celebrity, who would it be?
LMFAO, ummmmm i would have to say Christina Agulera, she's hot. How the fuck do you think of these questions??!!
It's a skill!!....what can I say?!
Where do you steal your samples from?
lol, we "steal" most of our samples from horror movies.
Tell us anything you want about the bands site  http://www.13-stitches.com/
Go to it, take a look around, and sighn the board, thnax.
Any last words?
Ya, my other bands site is www.itsmysite.com/murderslaughter, we still need a singer so if you know anyone that can do death growls, black metal screaches, and possibaly some melody sighn the guestbook, thanx.
OH..............and KEV LOVES THE COCK!!!!!!

Thanx Spike for doing the interview. A few notes for the unwise...Kevin is The Nothing from 13 Stitches...Steve Ramey is a crazy cracker that can't keep his cock in his pants...and I think it's obvious that at least one person in 13 Stitches likes the cock!!