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| Who are you and why am I interviewing you?! |
| I am the bassist for 13 Stitches, and you're interviewing me cuz you agreed to after you had just finished your 40 of J.D. |
| Tell me about the band your in...who else is in it and what does everybody do? |
| 13 Stitches is a metal band, influenced by horror movies and comedy. The band is The Ugly on Vocals and guitar, Spike on guitars and girly screams, greener on drums, kegs and baseball bats, and Me, The Nothing on Bass and Back up screams. |
| We Just finished recording our first full length album.....Got our first show of '03 on Feb. 8.........we've begun to get vidoe footage for the 13 Stitches DVD. |
| Tell us about your musical gear. |
| I Play a Jay Turser 5 String bass, Fender Squire 4 string bass, digitech multi-effect bass pedal, and peavey amps. |
| In the interview I did with Greener also from 13 Stitches, he said that Spike loves the cock. Is this true? |
| Yes, it is very true......he also has a fetish with going into other peoples houses and masturbating in their bathroom. |
| Fav. Band- Marilyn Manson |
| Fav. Fast Food Joint- Wendy's |
| Fav. Movie- jay and silent bob strike back |
| Fav. Website- muppet porn |
| Fav. non-alcoholic beverage- coffee |
| Fav. alcoholic beverage- J.D. |
| Fav. Magazine- high times |
| Fav. Porn Magazine- playboy |
| Fav. Sexual Position- tied up |
| Marilyn Manson, Rage Against The Machine, MSI, Tool....ect. |
| What special skills do you use on a woman if you really want to impress her besides telling her that your in a band? |
| I tell her I know you and they don't leave me alone. |
| (Maybe that's why your still single?!) |
| What do you like most about being in a band? |
| Any peircings or tattoos? |
| yep, tongue ring, and canadian flag on my lower back |
| If you could be a tampon for a celebrity, who would you choose? |
| What rock star deserves the biggest smack in the mouth and why? |
| Michael Jackson, to see how much falls apart. |
| What's the stupidest rock album you ever heard/bought? |
| The new Nirvana cd.....1 new song....pretty stupid |
| Have you ever cupped a fart and smelt it on your own? |
| Do you think the Swedish Chef is an accurate portrayal of people from Sweden? |
| Who was your childhood hero? |
| Whos your favorite porn star? |
| The chick from the Heather I Deepthroat site. |
| Complete this sentence "Anal sex is...." |
| Time to rate the chicks! 1-10, 1 being uglier than a muthafucka and 10 being totally 100% fuckable! |
| Sean Yseult (X of White Zombie)- 10 |
| When smoking a joint do you pass the joint to your left or right? |
| If they were to make a movie about your life, what actor would you want to portray you? |
| Would you rather eat pussy, suck cock, or have your cock sucked? |
| Whats the most disgusting thing you've put your lips on? |
| Some glow thing that dan found on the ground at kingdom. |
| What was the wildest party you were at? Explain your answer. |
| One at Will's old place when he was gonna kill some guy with a wrentch or something. |
| If you could party with anybody dead or alive, who would it be? |
| If you HAD to pick between being shit on or puked on, which would you pick and why? |
| Puked on, cuz i'm used to it. |
| good punk is......but not for long |
| Whats the best concert that you've been to? |
| Marilyn Manson '93 Copps Coliseum |
| Do you care about whats going with the States and the Iraqi Governments? |
| If Canada went to war, would you go fight for us? |
| The 13 Stitches site was goin awsome for a while, but nobody signs the board any more except us. |
| Last chance to add anything that you might wanna say. |
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