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| Who are you, and why am I interviewing you? |
| I'm a nobody according to the corprate world, but to the little people I'm greener from 13 stitches! Fuck the corprate world, Biatch!! Why are you interviewing me?? Cause it's your destiny!! |
| Tell me about the band your in. Who else is in the band? What do you do in the band? |
| Whoa Whao....one question at a time Alex Trebek. Ok, 13 stitches is a metal band with a horror motif i guess. Ugly on guitar and vocals, Spike on guitar and yelps, and The Nothing on bass and back up screams, and I, Greener, on drums and baseball bat. |
| Who in the band has the most homosexual characteristics? |
| How serious are you and the other members of the band, is the whole band thing just a hobby or is it something you'd like to take to the next level? |
| it started out just dickin around and when we played our first show, we didnt expect the crowd would like as much as they did!! Soo...we'll keep writting shit and ride it as far as it will take us. |
| What is the band up to these days? |
| we've been finishing up our first full length independent album and preparing for the Cd release party. |
| As a drummer, who are your personal musical influences? |
| Green Day and maybe Pink Floyd. Tre Cool from Green Day really was the only drummer I found to be rather interesting. When I studied his way of drumming, I found his beats really easy to mimic even before I got my first drum sticks! He always cracks me up. |
| What kind of musical equipment do you use? |
| -??? Drums??? Skin Flute??? |
| What kind of crazy stuff do ya do on stage? |
| I cannot reveal that information, but if you catch a show, you'll find out! |
| Single, Dating, Married? Who is she and how can she live with you?! |
| Married, and I have no fuckn clue, but i must be doin somethin right! |
| Here's a chance for you to list your favorites.... |
| Fav. Food? Lick's double home burg with x-cheese |
| Fav. Color? hmmm.....green? |
| Fav. Fast Food joint? Lick's |
| Fav. non-alcoholic beverage? breast milk |
| Fav. alcoholic drink? rum and coke or Lime daquiri |
| Fav. Movie? Evil Dead Series |
| Fav. Band? Hmmm...Green Day? |
| Thing to do to pass the time? Fuck |
| Sports Team? blah to sports |
| Fav. Sexual Position? you will find out on my 3rd porn:Doggy Style |
| If your significant other granted you one night of sex with someone you've always wanted to be with would you take advantage of it? |
| If you died and came back as a roll of toilet paper, what celebrity would you want to use you as TP? |
| Would you kiss a girl after she gave a blowjob and sucked down a huge load of your liquid kids? |
| If you were elected President of the USA, what are the first five things you would do? |
| somka fat blunt in the oval office!-then legalize it.-then make a stat mariguana day-then eat a licks burg-then call Jean Cretien a Moron! |
| If you could party with anybody thats dead or alive, who would it be and why? |
| Green Day......just to smoke a fat blunt with them! |
| What do you find annoying? |
| getting all horny just to get nothing......AAARGH!! |
Lets play A Day In The Life Of... If you had all the money you needed and everything else you would need, how would you spend one day?
Back to reality...what is a normal day in your life like? |
| Holy shit! What's that thing you call money? Obviously buy everything i want and more.....to answer your second question..workin shitty 12 hour shifts! |
| What is the most disgusting real life story you can think of? |
| When I broke my foot off my ankle>>><cringe><<<< |
| What is your view on bootlegging videos and audio tapes? |
| You wouldn't believe how many more people you can reach with bootlegged Videos and EPs...........it helps a lot when your short on cash. |
| What rock star deserves the biggest smack and why? |
| LoL-Barbra Striesand.....She sucks!! Ignorant whore! |
| If you HAD to have sex with any animal, what animal would you pick and why? |
| a bunny, cause you can keep fuckin like bunnies |
| Two part question: When was the last time you threw up and what is the wildest party you ever went to? |
| My Last Night Being Single Party at Crystal Beach, Wildest party?? Every Party im at is wild!! |
| What's the worst album you ever bought? |
| Hmmm.....Space Hog - Whatever the fuckin name of their one and only album was. |
| Where has been your favorite place to play live? |
| When I Was with Thorn at the Fortune Village on John St. Downtown Hamilton |
| Where's the best place to party in your hometown? |
| The Kingdom with out the fag security guards...... |
| If I gave you a shopping spree at the local mall, where would you spend your money and what would you buy? |
| At all the electronic stores and gag stores and toy stores.....I think you get the idea........ |
| Who would you least like to see naked? |
| Your Mom (Ugly's Mom would be a helluva lot worse!) |
| Please rate the following females on a scale of 1-10. 1 being a slob, and 10 being totally fuckable. |
| Fallon Bowman (x of Kittie)- 10 |
| Nicole Hughes (Scratching Post)- 6 |
| Brody Armstrong (The Distillers)- 5 |
| What are your thoughts on "jerking the meat", "playing with your snake", "choaking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come"? |
| What are your thoughts on people being a "switch hitter"? |
| just visit my site and sign the fucking guest book!!! |
| Is there anything else you'd like to add? If there is now is your only chance! |
| SIGN MY FUCKING GUEST BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Have a Green Day ............. [_]> |
| FYI: Darryl R. is just some stupid cracker jacker that nobody likes! |
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