The mandatory first question....Who are you and why am I interviewing you?
Ryan Causmo- Mild mannered water pipe technition by day. Supersta dj by night!
Your a man of many trades....tell me everything that you do (i.e. jobs, hobbies, fortune cookies?!).
I've shuvvled shit, pimped CD's and I also put in my time in fast food for those of you dising my semi-charmed life
Single, Dating, Married?
I've got a honey in my life
Tattoos, Piercings? What are they?
Several indicating acheivments in personality, eductaion, spirituality and patriotism. The description would be too long winded so I'll give you the cliff notes version
How long have you been working at Spiritual Smoke?
I've been holding it down for three years come September. I'm reaching towards my goal of "Freedom 35" knowatimean?
Whats the best thing about working at Spiritual Smoke...other than seein me all the time!!
Answering classified field raleted questions. Holding joint summit meetings regularly and generally grooving with the clientelle
Would you say that your a marijuana related products connoisseur?
Of sorts. But my true passion is the skins, the wraps, the rollies.
Any celebs ever cum into the store?
Brittany Spear's entourage were breezing in and out during her last tour. Her keyboard playa needed the hook-up but I was unable to follow through=(
You also work for Spark Magazine...What is Spark Magazine?
Spark magazine is the independent music and arts guide of Hamilton and beyond. New to the zine scene our mandate can be summed up by Hunter S. Thompson; "The music industry is a long, shallow, plastic hallway, where thieves and pimps run wild and free. There is also a negative side."
Do you think Spark Magazine would ever be interested in publishing a Verbal Diarrhea interview?
What's the topic?
Anything you wanna add about Spiritual Smoke or Spark Magazine?
Websites to follow. Steal the air. talk hard.
Time to list off your favs....
Fav. Food- Jamaican Patties and cool ginger beer. Evertings, ire!
Fav. Alcoholic Beverage-I'm a fan of Kieths, for the record
Fav. Movie-Toss up: Fear and Loathing and Charlette's Web
Fav. Band-The Wailers. I mean, is there anyone who dosn't like Bob?
Fav. Area On A Female-The "Taint." As in "tain't going there!"
Got any big plans for the rest of the summer?
A few festivals, some rallies, public domination, culture Jamming. You know the score!
If you were goin to be sent off to a far off land that had nuthin...What 5 things would you take with you?
A Jackknife, maganifing glass, some seeds, some rope and a blow up doll.
I don't know about anybody else, but if I could take anything, I'd take a chick before a blow up doll anyday!!
Did ya ever think that one day you'd be doin an interview for the best goddamn webzine in the world?!
Verbal Diarrhea makes me cream my Jeans!
Do you follow politics at all? Do you think others should follow politics?
Listen to your heart friends, I think it will tell you to vote green.
What do you think about everything thats been goin on with the marijuana laws?
Times are turning but legalization is key. Know your rights. Don't submit to search but always offer respect.
How do you spend your evenings unwinding after a busy day at work?
Programing beats, animating graphics and generally conducting thangs.
Once we were talking about promotional material...i.e. fortune cookies, rolling papers, what do you think are some good ways for bands/companies/stores to promote themselves?
It's all about practicality my friends. Find a new use for an otherwise dormant product let the creativity take over.
Time to rate the chicks...1 being a chick not worthy of suckin on your "bong", and 10 being totally "bong" worthy!
A gentlemen never tells! For all the details will be disclosed when I write my memoirs.
I think that your just tryin to stay outta the dog house!!
If you were a pornstar what would your name be?
Grandaddy Spankinstien.
Sticking with the pornstar theme...if you had to invent a sexual position what would it be called and how would you do it?
The Spankinstien piledriver 69!
That sounds like it could hurt!
Whats your most embarrassing moment?
Choking during the public speaking finals at my school. But it's all good, it builds character, y'know?
Whats the craziest thing you've ever witnessed?
A frolicking field of naked hippies during the OM festival.
Would you kiss a girl after she gave you a blowjob and sucked down a big load of your liquid kids?
I think the term is also know as snowballing (according to Jersey slang).
Good job at avoiding an answer!
If you HAD to have sex with any animal (not human!), what animal would you pick and why?
Hey I'm from Milton. We're senisitive about that business!;)
Is there anything you regret in your life?
It has all been prophisized. The unique ness of life adds to the flavour of personality. Personality is just a facade. Individuality is your truth.
Whats the future hold for yourself?
I would like to travel. Maybe a trip to the Neatherlands to promote the Spiritual Fortune cookies.
Anything you wanna promote?
Random acts of Kindness.
Any last words?
'Nuff Respect Nic, keep your eyes on that pulitzer prize!
